Yes, I’m a slacker. This is news to virtually no one that knows me but for the rest of you, there it is. Total slacker. I write my little treatise on physics and crap out for a month or so. I guess that’s merely another law to explore at some future date.

So what, pray tell, has been keeping me so occupied? The start of the hockey season? Some. My NASCAR Fantasy League? Perhaps. (Sidebar: Did you know that a NASCAR Fantasy League does NOT mean Kate Beckinsale drives a car? Yeah! Imagine my surprise!) Out riding the Harley? Not in this weather. No, here’s what I’ve been doing for those that are interested (mom).

I’ve been cleaning toilets.

Yes, you read that right. Up to my elbows in blue water and white porcelain. The Tidy Bowl Man has NOTHING on me! Well, except for the cool hat. But I have finally scrubbed clean three...yes THREE...bowls to the point of being so clean you could eat off them, though I don’t recommend it.

So that was it. From physics to cleaning toilet bowls and getting cat puke out of the carpets. So, really, my life is currently driven by one end of the digestive tract or the other. Sure keeps a person humble though.


I’d go eat now but I don’t want to do anything that may dirty the toilets.