- Guardian of an inter-dimensional portal, the likes of which is found in any bar, Gary Patterson comes into possession of an ancient artifact with the power to control the universe, the Holy Dice Cup of Antioch. After finding universal control not all it's cracked up to be Gary and two friends attempt to return the Cup to its rightful owners. But to do so they must pass through Hell facing demons, Satan, and the most frightening beast known to man: Gary's Ex!